Taking the Hell out of Healthy

Taking the Hell out of Healthy

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3 Festive Breakkies to Jumpstart Your Spirits
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3 Festive Breakkies to Jumpstart Your Spirits

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Susan Jane White
Dec 13, 2023
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I love Christmas. No matter how many relatives I trap, or number of Brussels sprouts I fit into them, my family are always unusually patient and biddable. It’s every shade of fabulous. A more cynical person might observe that I use up all the oxygen around me, and merely suffocate my prey. Or that everyone is on Valium. But I never let the truth interfere with my party spirits.

Yup. My synapses are on Annual Leave during yuletide. It’s the only time of year I can justifiably dress my teenage boys in onesies. Or surprise jump my neighbours in the dark, without inciting a criminal record. I love how unreasonable I can be – it’s like the mothership of PMT with national immunity.

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