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Susan Jane

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GDPR Lovebomb!

The rules around personal data are changing. About stinking time too, I say!

The way in which you have signed up to my newsletter is GDPR compliant, so as long as you’re happy to hear from my pots and pans again, there’s nothing you need to do. Thunderous horrah!

If you would rather not hear from me again, please feel free to press the unsubscribe button at the bottom of my newsletters to opt out at any time. No hard feelings. You’ll always be welcomed back into my kitchen.

If you’re curious as to what information I collect from you, there’s a fancy new Privacy Policy assurance page up on my blog. Please do read it. The short answer? (1) Your email address, for newsletter purposes only (2) Site analytics, such as referral websites.

Do I have a team of nymphs working for me, who might steal your personal email address? No. I am a one woman show, with occasional tech meltdowns in which a very talented, trustworthy (and GDPR complaint) colleague canters to the rescue.

That is all my friends. Thank you for reading this far.

x SJ

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Finally! My blog is smartphone compatible …

Ta dahhhhh!

About a decade late, but my website is now mobile and tablet compatible. If you’re reading this from your smartphone email, pop on over and say hullo!

Plus, you’ll notice my site got a fancy reskinning.

 

 

In other news, if you struggle to feed your family healthy food, take a look at my last Instagram post. There’s an awe-inspiring murmuration of savvy mums sharing tips on how to sneak veggies onto kid’s dinner plates. Genius. One of my favourites in the thread is frozen cauliflower into smoothies – it blends up like creamy frozen banana.

Happy weekending.

x SJ

 

 

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How to Spot a Health & Wellness Junkie

Don’t forget that laughter is one of life’s greatest and simplest of superfoods!

Plant-powered pixie or coffee coyote; here’s wishing your kitchen indecent amounts of giddiness and joy.

x SJ


photo credit Jo Murphy for Roost Books

How to Spot a Health & Wellness Junkie

1. Your bowel movements are practically Instagrammable.

2. You can name 27 uses for coconut oil, faster than immediately.

3. Honestly, you think Gwyneth Paltrow is a good actor.

4. You’ve had therapy on your solar plexus.

5. Raw fennel is your go-to snack on playdates. Harib0 is homicide.

6. You’ve stocked up on jade eggs for your Yoni.

7. Traffic jams are an opportunity to catch up on kegal exercises.

8. Dairy is evil. You’re certain that burrata is the bastard child of a Mexican tortilla and a Korean fungus.

9. Cold pressed parsley juice makes you feel like you could live forever. And if you don’t? You’ll die trying.

10. You can fix constipation with your ujjayi breath.

11. Your cleaning products are so pure, you can probably eat them.

12. You’ve made your own gut-healing, vegan, gluten-free marshmallows and made your colleagues eat them.

13. Your children say Namaste instead of thank you.

14. You’re not passive aggressive about other people’s food choices. Much.

15. Most restaurants don’t understand you. Even waiters trigger your IBS.